I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

_{you better lawyer up asshole, because i’m not coming back for 30%. i’m coming back for everything.}

_{"I was your only friend."}

He was also my best friend. So that was why.

_{GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favorite movies
The Social Network (2010) - “You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”}